two second slider

A crap that takes only a couple of seconds to take; shoots out like a rocket; comes out very smoothly... A SHIT THAT IS UNIQUE BECAUSE WHEN YOUR ASS IS WIPED, THERE IS NO SHIT ON THE TOILET PAPER; A COMPLETELY CLEAN SHIT.

"oh man, i only like taking a shit if its a two second slider- otherwise, i feel dirty when i wipe..."

by jennifer nasherson December 17, 2008

Half slide

When someone you don’t want to talk to Snapchats you. You slide the chat halfway to see what they wrote, but not show them that you read it.

I was mad at zoey and didn’t want to talk to her so I had to half slide on her

by Skirtymcskirtskirt March 6, 2019

pull the inflatable slide

"pulling the inflatable slide" is the new (and slightly less violent) going postal

omg, did you hear about Rodney? He hates his job so much. He's about to pull the inflatable slide.

by steven_slater August 10, 2010

let it slide

1. to put off or delay

2. to leave things as they are; to not
change or disturb a situation.

1. I paid huge interest on the phone
bill cause I let it slide for too
long.

2. I wouldn't fight over something
that stupid, best just to let it
slide.

by hipster July 6, 2004

Slide into my DMs

To direct message someone on social media

Bro 1: Yo bro, slide into my DMs when you get home so I know you're safe!
Bro 2: Totally bro, you're so caring bro

by ElSmarcho June 4, 2018

miami slide

action performed while driving in miami. where one, goes from one side of the road to the other cutting everyone off

yo on the way to the beach dane did the miami slide and cut everyone off

by myke prez June 11, 2006

dinosaur slider

In the opening to the Flintstones, Fred slid down the back of the dinosaur when the whistle/bird blew.
Anyone who leaves work right at 5 is a dinosaur slider

Stephen is such a dinosaur slider. I always have to work late and finish his shit.

by DC ERIC December 14, 2004