eat pizza with scissors

To eat pizza with scissors can literally mean to eat a slice of pizza using scissors to cut it. Cobra, the complete bad ass who invented this bad ass style of pizza eating, would not cut up the whole slice, but just cut the tip of the slice off. Since eating pizza with scissors is such a bad ass thing to do "to eat pizza with scissors" can now mean to do something in an unnecessarily bad ass way.

It takes a real bad ass to eat pizza with scissors, a bad ass like Cobra!

by Cocktail Sauce #1 August 28, 2009

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shliss

The simultaneously or sequentially produced mixture of urine and fecal matter that is typically contained in a toilet bowl prior to flushing.

Any mixture of shit and piss.

Shit and piss stewing in an enclosed space.

- Suspected Scottish etymology.

Who let the shliss stew, for Christ's sake!! Flush next time!
Oh God, this outhouse is full of shliss!
Close the door boy, I can smell your shliss from here!!

by Trent Baxter May 26, 2011

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Sissy Nobby

the best bounce singer ever !!

go listen 2 sum of his songs:
loopy
consequences
sissy bop
break it down
catch the wall
and a lot more.

sissy nobby is the best bounce singer ever.

by noneya504 March 31, 2009

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edward scissorhands

A movie by Tim Burton, reminicent of Frankenstein, in which an elderly inventor attempts to teach a machine how to be a human. The inventor dies before he can finish, leaving the "young man" with scissors for hands. The boy is left alone until an Avon lady named Pegfinds him and takes him to live with her in Florida's suburbia. At first, "Edward" is popular; but the tide turns when he falls for Peg's daughter, Kim.

"Edward Scissorhands" is a tragic cult classic.

by aisarete July 12, 2007

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