Best professional surfer maybe of all time. 6x World Cup winner and 2x Triple Crown winner. Shreds up the water efortlessly and looks good while doing. Also is rumored to be with the victorias secret model Gisele.
by get stupid August 13, 2006
Get the kelly slater mug.Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.
"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."
or
"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."
or
"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."
by Nelson76 July 1, 2005
Get the Midget Shaster mug.by theonewhoknowsall1234567890 January 14, 2015
Get the Slagter mug.A word meaning the same as "owned," "pwned," "pwnz0red" or any of the ridiculous and pathetic l33t terminology used online and in groups of nerds. Its primary usage though is to stand-in for the words "owned" or "pwned" and make nerds use it to sound even more like idiots. It's a completely false word, and only exists to torment losers.
"That chicken pot pie got slasted!"
or
"Yesterday I was walking behind this old man. Suddenly his cane gave out, he fell, and he broke his hip! He got SO slasted!"
Well done Friar Tuck, well done you dumbass.
or
"Yesterday I was walking behind this old man. Suddenly his cane gave out, he fell, and he broke his hip! He got SO slasted!"
Well done Friar Tuck, well done you dumbass.
by K.A. Stohvo June 11, 2005
Get the slasted mug.Where the boning, crushing, and smashing goes down (read: site of fornication). Slamsterdam is the capital of the Bederlands. Sister cities include Dickstanbul, Cockstantinople, Bangcock, New Pork, etc.
"So what happened?"
"Went over there, hung out, boneage but then we ran out of condoms, and I yelled at him for letting resources deplete and not replacing......got in a good trip to Slamsterdam though"
"Ride or die, yo"
"Went over there, hung out, boneage but then we ran out of condoms, and I yelled at him for letting resources deplete and not replacing......got in a good trip to Slamsterdam though"
"Ride or die, yo"
by LPawnShopL March 19, 2009
Get the Slamsterdam mug.A verb meaning to sit backwards on a toilet while defecating. The term is a reference to a sitting technique used by A.C. Slater from "Saved by the Bell."
It has been suggested that the act of slatering might come into use when encountering public toilets in Europe, which often feature a shit shelf. Slatering the toilet would provide a more sanitary bathroom experience.
It has been suggested that the act of slatering might come into use when encountering public toilets in Europe, which often feature a shit shelf. Slatering the toilet would provide a more sanitary bathroom experience.
"dude, i totally just slatered that toilet. it was amazing because i could rest my reading material on the top of the tank."
by Christian Zombie October 4, 2007
Get the slater mug.by Arctictis Binturong October 25, 2005
Get the slater mug.