SlapDick

Can be used as a rude way to say Kick rocks, go away, and also a conversation ender.

Person 1: Yoo let’s go play football tomorrow morning!!

Person 2: Naaaa, I wanna stay home and play Xbox, SlapDick.

Person 1:....... ok :(......

by Kamikaze Kam April 9, 2020

Slapstick

1)Slapstick is a type of comedy relating exaggerated physical violence and activities which go beyond the boundaries of ordinary sense
2) the thing hanging between a male's legs that is commonly slaped

1)billy enjoyed the wathing the slapstick comedy
2)Alex Nelson feverishly played with his slapstick, becouse he's tired of being called teo pump
two-pump

by The Twin December 21, 2009

Slapstick Chapstick

The act of furiously applying chapstick whenever lips feel remotely dry

Do you have a chapstick? I need to slapstick chapstick!

by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019

Condomint Slapstick

When you insert fine crushed mint leaf into a condom and you slap your hoe with it while she slob on your knob

“Hey babe want to try some condomint slapstick”

by Jinkerfuckendorf April 14, 2019

slapdick

A slapdick is a person who acts in a goofy manner, a clown-like way, or jokes around a lot, no matter the situation, person or place. This person isn’t to be taken seriously or else you will become angered or triggered by this individual. Slapdicks are also known to act like idiots, whether or not this is on purpose depends on person to person. If slapdickery is taken too far, not only can a person’s feelings get hurt, but a person can get physically hurt or even injured.

*sports team proceeds to drop kick and teabag each other over a bag of donuts and someone gets seriously hurt

The Coach: See, this is what happens when you act like a bunch of slapdicks!!!

by The Black 🌚 December 24, 2020

Slapdick

A word that an old white drunk guy calls someone to get their attention. The guy is usually the village idiot and has a scrap pile in his backyard.

Heyy Slapdick how about you come over here and drink a beer?

by TheSauce01 December 25, 2013

Slapstick

Definition:
To masturbate in ones own hand and jap- slap your friend (vito) across the face and run like hell.

Background: South Jersey.

Vito had a hard time dealing with another mans cum on his face after getting slapsticked.

by Mr.yukyuk November 17, 2004