the metamorphosis that every true american male goes through. it occurs after puberty but before one starts taking cialis. involves learning to gamble, pro wrestling, forming an insurmountable bond with a canine, addictively obsessing over sports, lots of whiskey, and reality television?
Dan-"all i need to complete my simmonsfication is $200 to put on this parlay."
jordan- "oh here bro, go nuts. bill would be proud."
jordan- "oh here bro, go nuts. bill would be proud."
by smbbc March 3, 2011
Get the simmonsfication mug.A derogatory term in reference to a specific collection of traits a person may have which is common in Simmons university.
A Simmons girlie refers to a Lesbian, Liberal, Nursing major who dresses in a Boho style.
A Simmons girlie refers to a Lesbian, Liberal, Nursing major who dresses in a Boho style.
bro1: Hey what do you think of that girl?
bro2: Hell no, she is a Simmons girlie, one microaggression is all it takes to set her off.
bro2: Hell no, she is a Simmons girlie, one microaggression is all it takes to set her off.
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An angel sent from heaven , a person that can fix all your wounds and accept you for the way you are
A: you’re such a kind person , i wish there were more people like you in this world .
B : i can’t help it , I’m such a Simeon
B : i can’t help it , I’m such a Simeon
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1/2 owner of Pastry shoes with her younger sister Angela.
Sexy tall chocolate.
Inspiring actress.
She's a big advocate in animal rights, inspiration to Girl Scouts.
1/2 owner of Pastry shoes with her younger sister Angela.
Sexy tall chocolate.
Inspiring actress.
She's a big advocate in animal rights, inspiration to Girl Scouts.
by Royal_Saito September 12, 2011
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