Shlorking

A word used by men to tell a woman if they're about to ejaculate a bucket of sperm

"I'm about to shlork, get ready!"
"I'm shlorking!"

by Mootegotboot July 21, 2023

shploinking

The activity in which one drinks and drives. Different from drunk driving because you're not being reckless.

"Varging>Shploinking" - ME
"He's true" - guy

by stickla9 October 18, 2023

Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.

guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)

by guy that yes February 18, 2024

Shelcking

The act of letting ones penis grow grime, smegma, and other organic substances around itself to act as a protective shell known as a Shelck.

I heard Tom has been Shelcking for two months, I bet his Shelck is pretty strong now.

by ShudMeister March 30, 2024

Sherlocking

When your client/device is having internet issues ,for instance "disconnecting" or even "high ping" and heavy latency. the curse can be lifted through a prayer to the sherlock gods

HELP, IM SHERLOCKING AAAAAAAAAA

by Skilledpixel60 April 16, 2024

shelcking

The act of letting one's penis develop cheese, grime, semen, and other substances until they harden, forming a protective shell, like a turtle's.

I've been shelcking for a week how bout you

by pengin9553 May 7, 2024

shploingus

The sound made when slapping your younger brother on the arm

I like slapping my brother so I can hear his shploingus

by Flofy December 14, 2024