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joe shomoe

A name of basically anybody. Being that you can call anybody this meaning they are just an average person
Nah, he is just some Joe shomoe.
by SteelCroix June 13, 2017
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Don't leave horsepower in the showroom

A metaphorical rule to live by: don't make the mistake of choosing the cheaper option to save a buck in the short run, when you'll curse yourself later for not getting the better-grade product/service in the long run.
Eric: "What was I thinking buying that Porsche with the V-4 instead of the V-6 -- it handled like a Formula 1 car but is a total slug in a straight line!"
Tim: "Dude, you broke rule number 1 -- don't leave horsepower in the showroom."
And so --
Maddie: "This well Margarita sucks -- why didn't I get the Cadillac for two bucks more?"
Amy: "Exactly. Don't leave horsepower in the showroom, sweetie."
by FitofPeak January 2, 2015
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snowmosexual

a. a husband who would rather ride his snowmobile than his smoking hot wife

b. a father who would rather play in the snow with his snowmobile than his children

c. an individual who is sexually attracted to snowmobiles
"I just found out my husband is a snowmosexual."

"Snowmosexuals make terrible fathers."
by MichelleRenee Valadez March 4, 2009
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The Snowmobile

When you are fucking a girl doggystyle, you sweep her hands out from under her so her face hits the ground.
I gave your mom The Snowmobile last night, thats why she has a black eye.
by Shawn Alexander July 17, 2006
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jizz showdown

a mix between bukkake and limp biscuit. several buddies jerk off around a special slut. the first man to blow his load all over her tits gets to fuck her
Jim: So joe, what are you doin tonight?

Joe: Oh, just havin a jizz showdown on a special slut with some buddies.
by Brave Red May 11, 2006
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Shaker Showdown

A competition amongst of a group males where one male announces "Shaker Showdown!" and all other males begin to masturbate ferociously. The winner of the showdown is whoever ejaculates the fastest.
Sitting around the dinner table: "Alright boys, Shaker Showdown!!"
by #1 Shaker April 5, 2008
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showdown

(noun) conclusive encounter or contest. From poker, where at the termination of betting the hands of the players who are still in the game are laid on the table and compared to determine the winner. Also used metaphorically. Sometimes "throwdown" is used with this meaning.
"After several weeks of random threats and skirmishes, the two gangs met in the parking lot of Kresge's for a showdown."
by anarcissie May 28, 2008
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