strawberry shortcake

usually named Thomas or Volosin

Boy: hey who’s that Strawberry shortcake

Me: that’s def Thomas he’s like do shortcake

by kindacoolcat April 10, 2020

strawberry shortcock

a dessert made from strawberries, whipped cream, and a human penis. variation of strawberry shortcake. ant. strawberry floppy-donkey-dick.

Man, I can't wait to get home and gobble up some strawberry shortcock after my portugese breakfast.

by Steve-o and Tim June 1, 2007

shortcakeable

One worthy of being Strawberry Shortcaked.

Your mom is shortcakeable.... and your sister's not bad.

by BalkyLepal July 9, 2006

Strawberry Shortcake

It is when you have coitus with a female while she is on her period and you ejaculate inside while she is bleeding and you pull out and your penis replicates strawberry shortcake frosting.

My wife and I made a strawberry shortcake last night if you know what I mean.

by Damien Maske March 4, 2015

alaskin strawberry shortcake

the act of bringing a girl in the snow punching her in the nose giving her a bloody putting the bloody snow on your penis and having her eat it

yo that bitch was being a whore so i fuckin alaskin strawberry shortcaked her

by Sabadu Buhhr September 14, 2012

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by SilentRenegade November 26, 2010

Raspberry Shortcake

When one utilizes the unused or used end of a used tampon to stem the flow of a bloody nose obtained during intercourse.

The lesbians were very rough with each other, but a raspberry shortcake allowed the fun to continue.

by Crackbabybasketballlover. June 13, 2012