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Shopping bag bathroom break

When 2 co-workers go into the bathroom stall together and one person stands in a shopping bag placed between the others feet while he sits on toilet and receives a blow job or a blumpkin, so any other person who enters the bathroom only sees the feet of one person.
Bobby and Chris went for a shopping bag bathroom break so Duyet would not catch them together.
by Lead Party Cheif September 3, 2009
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shopping diet

A self-imposed exercise in frugality, that consist in restricting yourself to buying only the bare essential during a certain period of time, as a way to trim back on spending.
“I am sick and tired of consumerism so, I will go on a shopping diet for the rest of 2010.”
by rperazag July 22, 2010
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shopping face

The out-of-the-ordinary, focused face one (usually an elderly person) makes while shopping or specifically making sure something is a good deal. Sometimes includes angry eyebrows, pursed lips, and squinty eyes. Can also resemble a thinking face.
"Haha. Look at the grandpas shopping face. He looks like a tard. "
"Your mom has a shopping face."
by Laminailem January 26, 2011
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shopping in my store

Violating someone's 3 foot personal space rule, getting in someone's grill, and being way too close for comfort.
I don't understand why Maleeq is always shopping in my store? He needs to step off and get away from me with his funky breath.
by Snocap September 28, 2006
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shopping cart

a basket on wheels from a store, usually Wal-Mart that a hobo fills with shit and lives with.
Man, that hobo sure got lots of shit on that shopping cart!
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shopping at the nani

Oral sex performed on a female. Usually used when referring to a perfect pussy. Derived from the Hawaian punani or punana.
See also nani juice
"Damn he's been shopping at the nani for hours! Doesn't he need to come up for air from time to time?"
by Richardwrighteighteen April 21, 2006
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Shopping cart

A shopping cart is, to the untrained eye, a device for holding your groceries. But, to a skateboarder, a shopping cart is an obstacle you can ollie over, grind, and ride in. To find an abandoned one of these is like finding a ticket to FUN!
Today I ollied over a shopping cart from a 3 foot ledge.
by Ricky Benda May 31, 2005
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