Snooper

A Snooper is someone who digs through things that they shouldn't, aren't theirs and they have *NO BUSINESS* with and who then gets all bent out of shape over what they find.

My X looked through my phone and just started deleting phone numbers. Fucking hate Snoopers.

He got back together with his X. After she was moved back into his house, she turned Snooper and read his e-mail over the 6 months they weren't dating/talking/hated-each-other.

She went Snooper on his Facebook to find the girl he'd been fucking, or maybe just knows, or could even be related to. She couldn't tell from Facebook but she was *PISSED* anyway.

by P-kiddy January 16, 2010

Poo Shooter

1. Person, either male, female or hermaphodite who feels the dire need to spew nonsensical shit or utter lies to make themselves look better in the eyes of their peers. Usually one who is socially inadequate, personally insecure or, quite simply, a fucktard of immense proportions. 2. One who tells lies to make themselves more fantastic in the eyes of others. 3. One who practices bullshit artistry, more commonly known as a bullshit artist.

1. 'I have a Ferrari F50 in my garage at home!' - 'On your income? What a Poo Shooter.'

by John Barry July 4, 2006

Pea shooter

Used disparagingly to describe a weak gun. Typically a handgun or even BB gun.

Tim: You think you can do any damage with that pea shooter you got there?

Bill: Shut up Tim, it's shot placement that counts.


Antonyms: hand-cannon

by Perspicacity_89 January 13, 2009

basket shopper

looking at the male penis through clothing in a flirting way

your sister is the biggest basket shopper in town

by mr. squinter February 19, 2010

Curbside Shopper

: one browsing through discarded items left on the curbside/street for garbage pick up.

A Curbside shopper must had stopped by since some of the free yard sale "left overs" are missing.

by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011

Super Dooper Swooper Hater

A guy who swoop's in on a girl that his friend is trying to talk to, get some play from, or is already getting play from. You can only call a friend a "Super Dooper" if he is a good friend. Any regular guy off the street is allowed to swoop, but if a good friend swoops on you then he is given the title "Super Dooper". A swooper is a milder version of a Super Dooper Swooper Hater.

"Damn Kyle, you knew I was fuckin' with her, you're a hater, a Super Dooper Swooper Hater!"

by Nick T Moore October 27, 2006

Shoodery

The act of carry another person on your shoulders. The person being carried will be facing forward with their legs draped on the carrier's chest. The carrier can then grip their shins for balance. Most easily done as a fun carrying method of a child, but occasionally with a fun-loving adult.

Warning: Giving an adult male a Shoodery can result in unwanted testicle-neck contact.

Named as such by the people of Glasgow, Scotland (Glaswegians) who pronounce the word 'shoulder' as 'shooder'.

Big Tess was so drunk the other night, I had to give her a Shoodery home. I only wish I'd known she was going commando, I had to prize her off with a crowbar and an inventive sort of suplex.

by Rydo December 28, 2010