Bob: Dude, just Shock the Mojo.
Bill: The Mojo is being shocked, my friend.
Ben: So, what's Bill up to?
Bob: He's Shocking the Mojo.
Bill: The Mojo is being shocked, my friend.
Ben: So, what's Bill up to?
Bob: He's Shocking the Mojo.
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Amanda: I know! They're so numb i cant even tell I'm moving!
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Dude 1: Holy crap! Oh my god! Holy crap! Oh my god!
Dude 2: (To Dude 3) Jesus Christ! How many pills did he swallow?
(Dude 1 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Shit! He high AF dude, he be swonking!
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(Dude 1 does a backflip)
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