Shocking the Mojo

The act of being productive. Usually in the most insane of manners.

Bob: Dude, just Shock the Mojo.
Bill: The Mojo is being shocked, my friend.
Ben: So, what's Bill up to?
Bob: He's Shocking the Mojo.

by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

Shaw Shanking

after sex take a dump on your partners chest then clean them off by making them walk in circles while you hose them down.

mark - "sarah.....why do you smell like shit.. and why are you wet?"
sarah - "oh you smell that too? ya my boyfriend decided to make me do some shaw shanking today. bastard.."

by papertowelsrule August 19, 2011

shwonking

To be joking or kidding.

"Omg I was totally shwonking about that dress on you, it looks horrible."

by Symoniebologna December 13, 2008

Shvonking

When your in the school marching band...You've just finished a game in December and your feet are numb from the cold. You can't even tell that your putting your feet on the ground.

Kevin: I'm totally shvonking right now, i cant feel my feet.

Amanda: I know! They're so numb i cant even tell I'm moving!

by Drummerchik December 2, 2009

Swonking

The ability to suck your own dick

Billy: Is that guy swonking over there?
Jim: I think he might
Billy: Nasty

by SWONK September 16, 2014

swonking

The action of doing something completely badass without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if drunk, high, or simply really euphoric or excited.

Dude 1: Holy crap! Oh my god! Holy crap! Oh my god!
Dude 2: (To Dude 3) Jesus Christ! How many pills did he swallow?
(Dude 1 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Shit! He high AF dude, he be swonking!

by HitlerOfGrammar June 16, 2016

shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016