shmolik

a person with a small penis

HEY, look that guy has a shmolik

by slonikproduction November 22, 2011

Shoeligans

A on going game where you kick someones shoe and then run away, usually being chased by the person whose shoe you just hit.

Shoeligans is a nasty game where no one really ever wins.

by meitsokay January 10, 2012

Shomi and Relax

When you don't have enough money to Netflix and Chill, you use Shomi instead.
Very similar to Plex and Sex

Person A: "Hey want to Netflix and Chill?"
Person B: "I don't have Netlifx, but we can Shomi and Relax"

by K-TownSlang April 8, 2016

shoplifting

letting someone pleasure you without returning the favor

Did you hookup with that guy last night?

Not really, I kinda ended up shoplifting him...

by kayharvey May 28, 2018

shomit

How people who speak ebonics (negroes) say "Show me it"

What chu got therre? Shomit!

by mai June 10, 2004

shomit

The undetermined fluid that could be shit or vomit. A found puddle of human waste.

The janitor hated his job from day one. Mostly because it was his job to clean the shomit off the floor.

by cbergie November 17, 2009

Shomit

Violent, nauseating bowel movements, often ending in dry heaves of the rectum, usually following a night of heavy drinking, and preceded by almost the exact same symptoms that occur before vomiting. (sweating, excessive salivating, dizziness, and the general feeling that you're going to die.)

Fred: Oh man, I feel like crap. I'm too old to be drinking like that.

Tracy: Yeah, man. You're looking a little green. You'll probably feel better if you puke.

Fred: I wish! Unfortunately I think I'm going to shomit. You got an extra roll of toilet paper and some preparation H?

by Choolie213 December 9, 2009