Shomes

The oposite of a slut, used as an inuslt

this outfit is so shomes

by CNMLUVR22 October 5, 2010

Shomit

To shit and vomit at the same time, often as an expression of extreme disgust

That song was so bad i shomited

by sir psycho January 11, 2005

Shompt

To shompt is the act of shitting with a computer in hand. This is most often experienced in a private bathroom with a laptop.

Conversation over AIM:
-Dude, u wanna go chill?
-Nah bro, im about to shompt
-Ah, good call.

by c@lib@n February 2, 2009

shombitch

a noun. a "shombitch" is someone who prances around on their high horse using foul language and deragotory terms to ladies. they often are short in size being significantly shorter than the average american male. a napoleon complex is common. side effects of coming into contact with a shombitch include stomach ache, fatigue, and nausea.

Wow did you see that shombitch in class? I almost threw up all over myself.

by David Loftus March 31, 2009

shomalongadingdong

1.A sound someone makes after or while they are doing something that is usually quick
2.A word for shoot my long ding dong

SHOMALONGADINGDONG, JimBob said while hitting Bob's butt.

by Pantsack May 27, 2014

shompoo

Shompoo is a beautiful, creative and amazing person. They're often very shy but when you get to know them they can become the most crazy person you've ever known! (In a good way of course) Shompoo's are very unique and its not often you get to meet one. But if you do, you're the luckiest person on earth.

1. Shompoo is an angel
2. Shompoo got some mad skills

by Old razzledazzle December 11, 2016

Shomey

That bitch alert . she is so fye and funny and prescouis and ready for new friends at all times and makes every one happy and laughs a lot

Shomey is the shit

by Chum chucks June 3, 2018