smashed kebab

what a womans bits look like after a hammering

geez head . . . your cunt looks like a smashed kebab

by paul March 18, 2004

Smashed

A rather endearing term a male uses to tell a woman what he's going to do to her sexually. Usually rough sex.

'Guuurrrrl, your gona get seriously smashed tonight, let me tell you'
'I love it when you talk like that.'

'Am gona give your ass a good smashin, bitch'

by Jungle_Juice October 16, 2008

a barrel full of smashed assholes

This is a piratical reference to booty or plunder. The gold and silver coins looted during raids were minted in the likeness of Kings, Queens, and other nobility and aristocracy. A derogatory reference to the nobility and its wealth, each coin representing the "asshole" who had his picture "smashed" onto the surface.

"Now bend an ear you scurvy dogs and listen close, there's a barrel full of smashed assholes on board yon vessel and we'll be taken all of it 'for nights end, whores and rum for months to come me boys."

by Aug February 16, 2007

Regan Smashed

A state of inebriation, originating from the Mikhail Gorbachev scale of absolute inebriety, as a result of alcoholic consumption. In this case, the consumed volume is excessive. An individual who has found him/herself in this specific state will not know so, nor will that person be able to perform simple voluntary actions such as walking/standing, speaking comprehensively, or in extreme cases (although not uncommon) remaining concious.

Maverick to Rob: "Dude, Jeramiah is so fucking Regan Smashed right now..."

by ReganSmash April 6, 2009

smashed

To be FUCKED off your head royally, after ripping down copious amounts of cones.

Man i was smashed stupid last night, i couldn't fuckin see straight!

by JuzzyDee October 28, 2003

Face like a smashed crab

An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward

me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food

by Nate#13 September 21, 2005

smashed out

1. A term used for a girl/guy to describe how awful they look after being used too much.

2. A girl slutting around too much and everyone knows about it.

Stephen: I see Jess with a different guy everytime I run into her.

Charlie: Yeah me too. Jess looks completely smashed out from whoring around too much.

by Joe Ureel April 7, 2009