A millennial too chicken to shower at the gym , and changes under a towel tent in the locker room. Complains about naked old men, but is always sideways staring at swinging boomer dicks.
Greg’s son Royce went to the gym with us, but refused to shower so went home in his sweaty clothes. I saw him staring at our junk, he’s a shower coward.
by Davedale August 24, 2019
Get the Shower coward mug.(n) When someone is so ashamed of somthing they did (usually the night before) that their guilt feels like physical dirtiness, leading them to take a long, thorough shower. Generally follows a walk of shame or one night stand.
Girl:I had to take 45min guilt shower after hooking up with that guy from the bar ):
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Text to friend:Cheated on my gf last night but my water is broken, can I come over for a guilt shower?
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Text to friend:Cheated on my gf last night but my water is broken, can I come over for a guilt shower?
by UDallday August 22, 2009
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1: While pounding a slam piece with dip in mouth, preferably copenhagen, you take your cup of dip spit and dump it all over her when shes least expecting it..... mid pump.
1: DUUUUUUUUDEEE did you hear what happened?
No what?
Brendan gave that sorostitute an Alabama Shower.
I hope he was chewin' copenhagen
No what?
Brendan gave that sorostitute an Alabama Shower.
I hope he was chewin' copenhagen
by Breaux Highschool1 October 24, 2010
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Get the gay shower mug.When you wash your hair by kneeling your head in the shower,but keep your clothes on for ez access, because showers suck ball and it's way quicker.
My hair was nasty, so I put some shampoo in my hair and did some ez showerin', and within a minute my hair was great!
by The Thot Who Got Shot January 7, 2018
Get the Ez Showerin' mug.Legend has it that whenever there is a sun shower "the devil is beating his wife" (domestic violence!).
by talk2me-JCH2 June 3, 2022
Get the sun shower mug.the act of stepping into a hot shower with an ice cold six pack of beer and only exiting after all the beer has been consumed, usually after a prolonged period of being shower-free.
after spending 2 weeks in the wilderness with nothing but water to drink and baby wipes to clean with, that six pack shower really hit the spot.
by 080080 April 4, 2011
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