Derived from "shit storm, it is when everything bad that could ever go bad happens all at once, pretty much putting you as close to death as possible, with out actually dying. Usually will be a life changing event.
Max was in a total fucking shit storm today man.
What?
Ya, he was in a car accident, lost his legs, is blind, got cheated on by his wife with his best friend since preschool, and got his balls cut of by accident when they were prying him from the car.
Wow, at least he's still alive.
What?
Ya, he was in a car accident, lost his legs, is blind, got cheated on by his wife with his best friend since preschool, and got his balls cut of by accident when they were prying him from the car.
Wow, at least he's still alive.
by Godfatha September 14, 2012
Get the Total Fucking Shit Storm mug.1. An alternate to "history", a recollection or tale of a past occurence that is obviously made-up.
2. A personal bad history.
2. A personal bad history.
Anne: She said she hooked up with FIVE different guys last night!
Liz: That's total shitstory. She's not pretty at all.
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Anne: You shouldn't go out with him, he has a shitstory to hit it and quit it.
Liz: That's total shitstory. She's not pretty at all.
OR
Anne: You shouldn't go out with him, he has a shitstory to hit it and quit it.
by estarly March 31, 2010
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Get the Shitstorically mug.When a woman is washing her mans "stones" in the shower, and the man sharts, thinking it was a fart, and accidentally shits on the woman.
"Hey Frank. I'm gonna be late to work today. The hubby asked me to wash his pebbles while in the shower, and he ended up giving me a Stone Shit Storm. So imma need another shower to get the poop off."
by Big Nuts McJim April 4, 2020
Get the Stone Shit Storm mug.There's misinformation, and then there's shitformation. Shitformation is exponentially poor misinformation. It is usually derived from instances in which one merely seeks to placate the masses by providing information that would have better served its purpose unsaid.
Shitformation Ex 1: The next patch will resolve the server crashes.
Shitformation Ex 2: Everything is working as intended. There are no problems we are currently addressing.
Shitformation Ex 2: Everything is working as intended. There are no problems we are currently addressing.
by A rose by any other name March 6, 2008
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by _Ellia_ April 14, 2011
Get the shitsturber mug.When you have to poop so badly that you get distracted from whatever you are currently doing to go and shit.
After eating some Chipotle I was trying to tell Jacob about a dashing set of bitties I saw when I got shitstracted and left.
by DaleHowerchuck May 12, 2014
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