ShitZaster

A ShitZaster is what my house was after hosting another kiddie birthday shit show of a party. Any questions? I know parents know what I mean.

Hurricane Maria left such a SHITZASTER in Puerto Rico!!!
The place is such a SHITZASTER after the such a wild party.
OMG how do we get out of this SHITZASTER!!!!???
North Korea bomb situation is such a SHITZASTER!!!

by HollyWood90027 September 28, 2017

shitcasm

The bastard cousin of sarcasm. Probably the incestuous brother in law of irony.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.

Shitcasm is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shitcasm may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.

Ex.: "Are you okay mate? How's that gaping wound and the sword protruding from your back coming along? Don't worry, you look like a million fucking bucks."

"I didn't know you had taken shitcasm 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"

by wndacova March 30, 2018

Shitastic

The word you use when you’re just having a fantastic shit

Bob: bro I had a shitastic shit yesterday

Marty: no way bob I’m so happy for you

by Best motherfucker May 24, 2018

Shitastrophe

When someone is not clean during anal sex

It was her first time having anal sex. Omg it was a shitastrophe

by Black Butter January 26, 2019

shotcast

A dope show on YouTube starring Marc and Tucker.

Jim: Did you listen to Shotcast the other day?
Larry: Of course bro! That show is sickkkk.

by MOOPOOP May 7, 2019

Shatcaster

A man who casts shit all over his room and home

Jeez he’s such a shatcaster look at this mess

by PilotBus May 8, 2019

Shitastrophe

An avoidable unpleasant event that becomes a catastrophe then escalates into a shit show.

When left with no choice but to turn the presentation over to his incompetent colleague, James worried that the annual business meeting would turn from a necessary but boring report out to a shitastrophe, and he was correct.

by SMBR June 29, 2019