shmeeling

shmeeling is that art of hiding one of your worms in a safe place, usually achived with the blowtorch/girders.

"dude i'm low on worms"
"i think it's time to shmeel"
"hell year, shmeeling time!"

by saint-damon March 31, 2009

Turtle shelling

What happens when you hold your poop for too long. When you finally sit down on the toilet, you let loose only to realize that it may have been on the verge of popping out, and that you probably had less time to wait than you thought.

John: "Bro, Sidney was over for 6 hours last night and I had to shit so bad!"

Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"

John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."

by 2toedsloth December 18, 2011

Shamping

The art of wanking, in other means masturbating with shampoo as a lubricant effect.

This activity often results in a stinging pain in the urethra of the man's penis.

I just tried shamping, it was fucking painful! How can anyone like that!?

by TheRatchet June 11, 2009

sheeping bag

another name for a lambskin condom

"yea Justin is allergic to latex to so he had to throw on the old sheeping bag when he brought that chick home last night."

by mexicanmanatee June 30, 2009

Shelling

To backout of a peer-pressured situation.

He's shelling out of drinking at tonight's party.

by wardell1973 November 25, 2015

Shompting

The verb form of "shompt", shompting is the action of excreting and using a computer at the same time. This is often a slightly erotic combination of toilets and laptops.

-You gonna go or what bro?
-Dude I'm shompting give me some minutes to enjoy this.
-Oh your shompting? My bad man, shompt on my friend, shompt on.

by c@lib@n February 2, 2009

scumpling

Noun
Also known as a scum dumpling. This refers to a person who engadges in "scummy" acts such as f*cking their boys girl in the bathroom of a dive bar while he's ordering you both drinks.

"Dude did you hear Mike put his balls on that highschool girls face while she was sleeping!"

"Aww man that kids such a scumpling"

by Slizwiz October 23, 2015