the sheaver

a sexy male who has long hair, he is a good friend and as he says he gets blamed for everything, poor jake, he is freinds with Jouwho gets on his nerves alot, he has an awsome friend named danny and he is in love with caitlin. Jake and danny have once been chanced by the koppers for starting a fire. JAKE IS NOT GAY AND HE DOES NOT DO DRUGS NOW ALL YOU WEIRDOS KNOW IT

Jake is sexy.
Jake loves Caitlin.
Everyone thinks Jake is a pothead.
Everyone thinks Jake is gay.
Jake is a good friend.

by nsodmordex May 4, 2005

sheazen

thhe name of a small penis person with a small penis

Jamal: hi i have a big penis
Sheazen: me neither i have small one

by pickle jeff April 30, 2019

Fluff Sheasel

When you travel across country and drop a 77-77-78.

Fluff Sheasel dominated the net skins. Used as a verb- "Fluff Sheaseling to win the flight in member guest."

by Indyoc November 8, 2022

Steasel

To deliberately put down a friend in front of a girl in order to make yourself look better.

The act of weaseling your way into a situation using the lowest means of sabotage possible. Examples include unnecessary guilt trips and the belittling of friends in order to accomplish selfish motives.

Sam steaseled David at the dinner table when he called David a rude and selfish asshole for not inviting the ladies at the table to serve themselves food first. Consequently, Sam looked like a gentleman, while David looked rude. Therefore, David just got steaseled by Sam.

Adam steaseled his way into the girls bedroom by humiliating his friend.

The steasel Jordan pulled on me made it so that I could never have sex with that girl again.

Tom steaseled his way into a party he was not invited to, taking the place of a friend that would have been invited otherwise.

by that raza daza November 28, 2010

seasexual

Someone who is sexualy attracted to the sea

"Sea you are looking nice"
"What!"
"Did you not know im seasexual?".

by Lil"froggy March 9, 2022

Shelsea

any kind of skeez or skeet skeet that sits at the corner of any local 4th street hooker bar.

dont let that damn shelsea in.

by Shelsea April 11, 2008

Dirty Sheafer

The sensational painstaking presentation while attending a social function and gathering the awareness of the present congregation only after you have found the most gullible, smallest, and youngest male at the party convinced said whippersnapper (through peer pressure and alcohol consumption) to allow himself to be handcuffed to a tree, while onlookers watch in awe proceed to disrobe the crying embarrased juvenile in front of his peers, then as if not enough you unveil the "cou de gras", your choice brand of peanut butter and spread frivolously up and down the exposed buttox making sure to get equal portions within the crack itself. (see also greasy nut, greased nut, greased sheafer

Wow poor Mike Smith got a mean dirty sheafer at Fulks party last night.

I cant believe the amount of peanut butter they used in that dirty sheafer.

by MBenji February 8, 2010