shapesturbating

The act of masturbating in a crowded room (usually 4-6 people) without their knowledge, and then proceeding to dive your semen soaked hand into a pack of shapes. Afterwards, you can either wash your hands or lick the now flavor packed semen off of your fingers

Ben: Dude, did you hear what happened in Cabin 9 last night?
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting

by Jernandez December 3, 2016

wop shaped head

Someone who's head is mishapen or deformed or otherwise abnormal.

Damn Tommy Tran, you got that wop shaped head!

by Seronies November 22, 2010

50 Shades Of Brady

A picture of a boy named Brady and his brother bowl cut man behind him with a knife. This picture was edited to perfection to match the movie 50 shades of Grey. Shown with chains, whips, etc. with the famous quote “do you want to join us darling” in the top corner. It makes everyone uncomfortable but at the same time intrigued.

A girl: Did you see that picture?!?
Another girl: Yeah that one of that guy Brady and bowl cut man?
A girl: Yeah that was so weird but I loved it
Another girl: I know right I think they called it 50 Shades of Brady

by I’m outside your house June 27, 2020

Living in shades of cool

It means a person who has been through some traumatic events, and them being able to laugh and smile occasionally.

Although, he had lost both of his parents, he's Living in shades of cool.

by EloiseAnnThefucked August 5, 2014

Dick Shakes

Having the dick shakes is when a girl goes a long period of time without getting any action. She has gone so long without the cock that she is noticeably shaking when speaking to men and her speech may even be slurred.

Hey you see Lindsay over there? She hasn't gotten laid in a month, you can see her dick shakes from across the bar.

by FiggyBoi January 6, 2014

Shades DOWN

Order given by leader of a group when walking out of a dark area, such as an office building, mall, airport terminal, or theater into bright sunlight. Max style points are achieved when the posse lowers their shades in unison, like a precision drill team. For this reason, the group leader says "Shades" as a preparatory and after a slight pause for each member to reach up with their right hand to grasp their sunglasses at the hinge point, or to say "Wait! I'm fishing for my keys!" emphasizes "DOWN." The leader must also anticipate arriving at the exit and time his order appropriately.

Keith, Dan, and Jeff are easily approaching the exit with their shades propped coolly upon their heads. Seeing the bright sunlight outside through the doors...

Keith: "Shades DOWN!"

by da Chetster February 13, 2009

Tea Shades

Psychedellic wire-rim sunglasses worn by 1960's drug-culture hep-cats.

Yeah, man, you can always spot a Narc cuz he calls your Tea Shades "sunglasses."

by Hunter S. Thompson April 4, 2003