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Shampooper

When one partner squeezes shampoo from a bottle into the rectum of the second partner, followed by the 2nd partner "pooping" the shampoo into the hair of the first partner either in the bath or shower.
I know you said she was kinky, but she had me do a shampooper and my anus has never been so shiny and flake free.
by Frozen Burrito September 9, 2011
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Shampooper

A obsessive compulsion to constantly flip upside-down shampoo bottles, to ensure they are right side-up. This causes confusion when the user realizes that the bottle was in fact designed to look upside-down, even though it is right side-up. Bringing the individual to think twice their every move, and increasing their level of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
Kathy: Hey Sally, did you leave this bottle upside down?
Sally: No...
Kathy: No one else lives here Sally
Sally: Well maybe it's one of those...
Kathy: <interrupts> I'll kill you!1#1!!1@!!!!zomgwutdafuq!!@!111

That my friends is a Shampooper... Don't be a Shampooper.
by sovrac August 18, 2013
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shmoopy

An annoying nickname that you say repeatedly your pet.
Aww Evie look at you, your a little shmoopy !
by bballkid99 November 14, 2009
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Shamoo

When you suck water into your anus, then you push with force and spray it out into the surrounding area.
When he shamooed me it resembled a whale spraying muddy water out of his blowhole.
by Damidnightpoopa December 30, 2012
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shamoo

A big dump. Or poop that makes the world shake.
The shamoo was stinky and huge!
by BigDogDogDig July 15, 2005
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shmoop

What one says instead of cursing when frustrated
You son of a Shmoop!
by RAM December 20, 2002
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Shaboopy

First you told me that it did not happen last night but now your telling me that it may have happened? You truly are shaboopy.
by Chris Crane April 29, 2012
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