shlockered

(Noun) Very, very intoxicated. See also drunk, wasted.

Boy do I have a hangover. I got shlockered last night.

by ChelseaV September 11, 2005

shacockle

When you are running a tad bit late so you must move real quickly or "shacockle" to get there on time.

"I was running really late today so to get to school i had to shacockle out of my driveway."

"I had to get to bed early last night, so when me and my gilfriend were dry humping i had to hurry up and shacockle so i could get some sweet shut-eye."

by N+L June 17, 2008

Upside-Down Reverse Shocker

index finger, ring finger and pinky finger pointing towards the ground, resulting in one in the pink, two in the stink or one in the jelly, two in the smelly.

Tonia was attempting to be cool for a facebook photo by throwing up dueces, but instead threw an upside-down reverse shocker with a sexy pucker!

by gmmagnet November 26, 2010

shocker

A sexual act performed on a female by penetrating the vagina with the index and middle finger while simotaniously inserting the pinky finger into the anus. Extensive sanitation of the pinky finger is required after performing such an act.

two below the clit, one covered in shit.
two gettin kinky with my pinky in her stinky.
two in the jelly, one gettin smelly.
two gettin freaky while one is being sneaky.
two in juice, one in the caboose.
two havin fun with one tryin to run.
rockin and rollin while finger fuckin her colon.
two for the snatch, one for the hatch.

"After i gave her the shocker, i had to scrape shit out from underneath my fingernail."

by The 1 and Only April 13, 2006

Shocker

The shocker is a sexual move. Also refered to as two in the pink and one in the stink. It's when you insert both the middle and index finger into a womans vagina as well as the pinky in her stinky. With emphasis on the pinky going into the ass last; hence the term, SHOCKER!! As she will be shocked when it happens.

I gave that girl a shocker and she was into it!!

by howard Stein October 10, 2005

Spock Shocker

Putting your index and middle fingers together and your ring finger and pinkie fingers together and insterting the first pair into the vagina and the second into the anus.

I gave Betty a spock shocker

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

C shocker

The C shocker is a very magical sex thingy... Obviously you know what "the shocker" is, two in the pink one in the stink, etc. The C shocker is 3 steps:
1) Insert thumb in anus and index,& middle finger in vagina.
2) Hook fingers
3) Vibrate like crazy with that arm, creating great sensational feeling to female.

Ahhh shit nigga I gave my bitch the C shocker and she squealed like a fucking pig.

by Baby C-shock May 8, 2004