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bose session

when a person uses the bose headphones while jerking off in his/her room so his roomates cant hear his porn or him slapping his hog. Most commonly used in dormitories.
I walked in his room and his pants were at his ankles, laptop in front his face, and headphones on his head. He was having a serious bose session.
by John Lindley January 6, 2008
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Dump Session

When a group of males go accompany each other to take shits at the same time. This usually occupies all of the stalls in a public bathroom, and occasionally spreads to urinals and, in the extreme, sinks.
Bro 1: Yo man i have to take a dump.

Bro 2: Dude, me too!

Bro 3: Me three!

Bro 1: Yo lets go pull a dump session in the school bathroom!
by Agatster February 14, 2009
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fuck session

A prescheduled time in which two or more people engage in sexual intercourse, normally on a regular basis.
Mike's weekly fuck session with his girlfriend is right after he gets back from church.

I wanted to study in the lounge, but Jim and Kelly were having a fuck session when I got there.

We missed our normal fuck session because she had other plans.
by Noraa Rialb December 17, 2009
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fanny pube session

A gathering of two or more people to discuss, compare and show each other their fannys. It helps if you are good friends.

Participants in these meetings are usually fans of getting it waxed. Discussions tend to revolve around:

-smooth results after waxing
-how much one gets taken off
-ingrown hairs and how to remove them

There is usually a practical element so make sure you bring your tweezers!

Gatherings can be planned or spontaneous, but be warned: bushes are frowned upon.
"I've got a nasty ingrown, what should I do about it?"

"Let's have a fanny pube session and decide together."

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"I came home and walked in on all my flatmates having a fanny pube session."
by LHAFPS March 17, 2011
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Pack Session

When a large group of people get together and talk about eachother.
Mike: Yo you the ugliest nigga i ever seen.
Sean: Ooh so you trynna pack?
Mike: Hell yeah.
Tori: It's pack session time.
by vixen221 May 30, 2010
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pot session

Group of people hanging out and getting stoned via marijuana.
Alvin and the gang always hang out at the basement to do their pot session after school
by DonCirilo October 21, 2014
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Bitch Session

A Bitch Session is where a bunch of friends gather and bitch about all the crap that should be elminated from the face of the Earth, i.e., Stupid people, events that sucked, wastes of time, etc. ad infinitum.
Whenever my friends and I get a break from rehearsal, we go into the back room and have a Bitch Session about all the shit that shouldn't go on during rehearsal, like the time available to have a Bitch Session.
by Joe Sabs December 14, 2008
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