certified straight sexual

a group of gay middle schoolers that do stupid shit at the lunch table and in playstation parties

Hey, that kid looks so gay, he is probably a certified straight sexual!!!!!

by Peenish 3.0 Official November 25, 2022

Sexual Harrasshole

A creepy and uncannily aggressive specimen, often male, who consistently mistakes his "disgusting hands, lack of tact and disrespectful jokes" for "charm". Additionally, he doesn't EVER get the hint to go away.

"Hey, let's go into that bar, it's like 5 shots for 5 bucks!"

"No way, that place is crawling with sexual harassholes. Margaret had to physically peel this greasy guys claws off of her last week, and then he got mad at HER! Total sexual harrasshole."
"Seriously"

by alexpardee March 28, 2010

Sexually Active Band Geeks

The group of band junkies who either spend way to much time with the opposite sex, probably in the band room, or have watched way too much American Pie. The boys can often be caught sticking their junk in the Oboe or constructing a complex diagram of the choreography for their next competition thingy. The girls can be seen playing their saxophone or "blowing the flute," which they bring a whole new meaning to.

Sexually Active Band Geeks: "This one time, at band camp, I stuck my flute in my p***y."

by jfiehgrvhiuve May 20, 2013

Sexual Saturday

A Saturday that is devoted entirely to having sex with ones spouse, mistress, typical street whore, or boy/girlfriend.

Omg Becky!!! Did you hear that Ben and Jenny totally had a Sexual Saturday last weekend!!!

by Jlmao29 December 10, 2016

Hard Sexual

Someone who is attracted to things that are naturally solid or firm.
I.E: Rocks, Snails Shells, Metal, and Most wood types, etc.
Note: Private parts (Penis) and nipples don't count because they are not naturally solid/firm

Ninja (That fortnite guy): I wanna stick that rock up my ass

JackSepticEye: I support Hard Sexuals / Hard Sexual

by That guy who made hard sexuals November 12, 2018

National sexual assault day

just shut up, it’s not a thing. stop trying to touch that person with a stupid “national day” excuse.

predator- Umm, *googles* its national sexual assault day! I have to sexually assault you.

person- shut up, you don’t touch me no matter what you psycho pathetic predator. I will break ur jaw if u get one more step near me.

by yourdearworldteaching March 27, 2021

ISIS Sexuality

A noun that defines the Sexuality of the ISIS Islamic State. The sexuality is that of when a male Islamic extremists engages in sexual relations with farm animals such as goats.

ISIS Sexuality is the main fear of all Arab farmers.

by Bry P. June 12, 2016