slamball season

The time period immediately following sorority rush, where new and existing sorority members haven't had a dick in their hand for weeks. And need it. Like they need it bad.

Fratstar A: "Man, I haven't seen a chick in weeks. My dick's getting chapped.
Fratstar B: "Total cockcity. But sorority rush ends today. You know what that means!"
Fratstars together: "SLAMBALL SEASON!!!"

by juice45 August 13, 2009

Han Solo season

When the weather dips below 60°F and all the girls break out their Hunter boots and North Face vests so they look like Han Solo.

"Hey man, did you see the weather for the next three days? Looks like it's going to be cold"
"Yeah man, Han Solo season has officially begun!" *masculine wookie call*

by @hansoloszn August 14, 2016

Seasoning

The act of pulling loose pubes from your genital/taint area and sprinkling them ever so gently on a sleeping parties face as if sprinkling garnish on a completed dish.

Kati wouldn't stop rolling around in bed, so the next night i gave her a seasoning of epic porportions.

by NasteaN8 March 10, 2010

Mallomar season

1. What seems like a week out of the year in which stores actually sell Mallomars.
2. When Mallomars are ripe for pickin'

Jane: "Tanner do you want to come over and bang?"
Tanner: " No way it's MALLOMAR SEASON!!"

by ilovemallomars November 29, 2010

cuff season

Normally in the fall or winter. a time when people find a boyfriend/girlfriend either before the Christmas, or before valentines day

Guy: "its cuff season! I need a girlfriend!"
Friend: "Go out with your. Neighbor."
Guy: "Yes, she's perfect!"

by Life of Ferlonzo December 27, 2016

Booty season

That time of year usually around summer when women may naturally wear shorts due to the weather. This leads to the public being able to see a woman’s booty more easily.

Dylan:I can’t wait for next summer. It should be great
Chad: Yeah it’s gonna be a huge booty season

by UncleanlyYeti16 April 26, 2020

covid season

COVID Season defines a period of time when COVID is running rampant and old rules no longer apply.

Girl they can’t evict you, it’s COVID Season!

by QBeeSteph85 December 20, 2020