selfish prick

A person who doesn't give a shit about the needs of others. Somebody who is so completely self-absorbed, that he intentionally hurts others for his own benefit.

Taylor is such a selfish prick, he will continue to send unwanted text messages to people who tolerate him, even though they have requested that he stop.

by GregandJay January 2, 2012

Butthole Selfie

The act in which a woman bends over, spreads their butt cheeks with one hand, and uses the other free arm to reach behind and photograph their anal sphincter in order to send it to another individual on an internet dating site.

I wanted to see if this chick was {d.t.f.} so I asked her to send me a butthole selfie.

by Butthole Selfie January 29, 2015

Selfie Queen

A girl who takes an outrageous number of selfies

Hey that girl Sarah is the Selfie Queen

by That guy joe November 5, 2012

selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

kid selfish

In a state of being selfish and/or hardheaded; one-track minded; ungrateful.

Until you stop being kid selfish about my money, I'm taking your cell phone for collateral.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 2, 2006

Selfish Woman

A selfish woman has the idea that everything revolves around them

Most selfish woman are uneducated, lazy and dependent on her parents.
They could never survive without the help of men.
It's a proven fact.

by seeu August 14, 2006

Selfish Whore

Someone who only cares about themselves, or who they're recently banging. They don't have soul's and all they do is complain because nothing is ever enough.

Wow, that girl is such a selfish whore!

by KiddThePrincess December 16, 2011