Security Center

A feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 that adds a better Firewall, automatic updates, and annoying alerts if you don't have anti-virus software installed.

Bill Gates: Liek omg!! Security Center rulezzzz!!!
Average user: Oh, do you mean that control panel that slows down your PC even more? That shit is trashed!

by Home slice May 23, 2005

security forces

These people are a select group of high speed individuals. Their work is comparable to hell on earth. Can solve almost any problem. Their gear is tactically aquired and top of the line. Not to be confused with Sec Fo.

So I heard Security Forces made a giant snow dick ouside.

by ToboeRain December 20, 2016

secure

to control a girl when they are whining on a man

e.g boy: will you be able to secure her boy: yeah I can handle her

if I dance on you can you secure me? yh I can secure you

by OMGLOOK@MYBUTT June 30, 2015

security glance

The inevitable glance you make in your rear view mirror upon passing a cop car, just to make sure he isn't going to make a U-turn and follow you; usually followed by a sigh of relief.

I passed that same cop just now, but I did a security glance to see if he was going to turn around.

by boomboomdollar February 21, 2008

Secute

A word Justin Bieber started during an interview with Jimmy Fallon when talking about Beyonce.
He was going to say sexy but he changed his mind last minute and it came out as "Se-cute".

Damn your girlfriend's ass is secute

by buteraxrauhl September 7, 2013

Balloon Knot Security

Vigilanty justice group taking back America one day at a time.

Balloon Knot Securtiy swept in a cured the ills of society. If not for Balloon Knot Secruity we would have lost the nation.

Balloon Knot Security, BKS.

by Disciple of Knot September 16, 2008

Securing the Lid

Putting a blockage on something; common phrases are:

securing YOUR lid: chastity, virginity, caution tape afront your 'woman hole'
securing HIS lid: use of a condom or other male birth control device
securing THE lid: the end of a long day; typically one that provokes fatigue and exhaustion

Word on the street is that hot blonde girl's been securing the lid

by AmyWinehouse223 July 28, 2011