scumping

The act of laying a bed of toilet paper on a lavatory seat due to chronic concern about personal hygiene

by Bad Bear June 6, 2003

scumpling

Noun
Also known as a scum dumpling. This refers to a person who engadges in "scummy" acts such as f*cking their boys girl in the bathroom of a dive bar while he's ordering you both drinks.

"Dude did you hear Mike put his balls on that highschool girls face while she was sleeping!"

"Aww man that kids such a scumpling"

by Slizwiz October 23, 2015

Scumpoof

Scumpoof is derived from the word scumbag and poof. A scumpoof is a gay scumbag! Originated from a gay forum user called scumbag on Pattaya Forums.

You are a right scumpoof you wont even cheat on your girlfriend!

by LaaMok September 25, 2009

scumharie

A baseball team that cant play, gets lit up all the time and once and a while gets lucky and wins. Or a very very dirty place, often has many inbred people living in the community.

Hey hear about that scumharie? They got lit up! Hear about the new inbred child out in scumharie?

by gunit67890 May 5, 2010

stumphung

Having nails driven through one's testicles into a tree stump, usually for impregnating someone's daughter.

I'd hit that, but I'd end up getting stumphung by her old man!

by snm77 March 12, 2011

Scumpassion

The passion you give when you smash an intoxicated female in the employee bathroom after work.

Josh: “What’s up Sebastian, how was work last night?”

Sebastian: “Work was alright, I even got some scumpassion with a nice braud.”

Josh: “hahaha that’s my boy! Good work El Baño!”

by Scumbastian October 23, 2011

Smumph

n. When one consumes so much sperm that their mucus is turned into semen itself or a slut that gives too many blow jobs and the spit or mucus in their mouths is turned into sperm.

Clay- Dude did you see that chick her spit was so white!

Phil- Yeah she is a total smumph, but i'm gettin' in that tonight bro.

Clay- I already did

by tman8777 December 18, 2012