Scountice

Something unbelievably stupid that leaves you question how something do be that dumb

Ex: that kid is such a scountice

by Scounticer September 14, 2019

counting sheep

When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.

“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”

by plzpunchmeinthejaw January 5, 2021

Scornging

The collection of leftover weed crumbs from one or more sources, often practiced in a desperate effort to gather enough weed to smoke one last hit.

I really wish I had some weed, maybe I'll grab my grinder and do some scornging.

We don't have any more weed, but you could probably scornge some from the rolling tray.

by crumble cakes December 7, 2022

chat shouting

The act of typing in BOLD LETTERS LIKE THIS, to signify anger or place emphasis on words.

DAMN COMPUTER, wont open the DOWNLOAD!!!

Oh that's what REALLY happened

Stop chat shouting, it makes me dizzy

by Meredith Baird October 31, 2007

Crotch-counting

Adding 1-3 iches to your penis size since your penis can be felt through your happy sack and crotch.

Slutty Girl: Hey how big are you?
Mason: UHHHHH.....6 inches, cut......
Friend who enjoys cock-blocking: Mason stop crotch-counting!!!
(Slutty Girl walks away snickering.)

by Guywithafriendwhocrotch-counts March 1, 2011

Caught counting change

A term used sarcastically in football to describe someone not paying attention. Imagine someone counting a handful of change on the football field and someone running them over because they are not paying attention to the game.

"What happened to Joe, the ambulance just took him off the field. He got caught counting change"

by Shiggyfo September 23, 2017

coot scooting

Messing around

Stop coot scooting around.

by Xia143 November 16, 2018