Sconed

To be beaten until the point you are nothing but moosh to be baked into a pastry

oh dude you got sconed!

by Matthevv May 30, 2005

No Points Scored

A band with an asian, a joo, and a czechloslovakian, basically an equal opertunities employer, they even employ Coonses

Affirmative action Bitch

by QWERTY May 20, 2003

Scolded Beaver

A burnt pussy.

They say that once in a mans life he will encounter a scolded beaver. The question is then what to do with it?

Guy 1: That guy kayne is eating a scolded beaver.
Guy 2 (Milo): Looks like he is enjoying it too.

Guy 1: Man that that tegan chick has an extremely scolded beaver.

by percypanda May 17, 2011

Scolding

The act of pulling out one's penis and slapping another individual with it, usually on the face.

Gunther's mom was getting out of line, so I scolded her in the face.

by Nick December 9, 2003

scored

Getting laid by a hott honey, or getting toasted and banging an ugly honey... thinking shes a hott honey.

Guy 1: Dude I scored last night.
Guy 2: Ohh man, was she hott?
Guy 1: I don't remember...

by Rayman813 November 13, 2005

scored an own goal

Having made out with someone of the same sex.

Tom scored an own goal at a drunken party.
Sara scored an own goal out on a hen night.

by CortalUX April 21, 2007

Sconed

When someone has had a more then an adequate weekend fuelled with copious amounts of alcohol and pingers and on Sunday decides to simmer down with weed and is feeling very much stoned and scattered.

Brendan was very sconed Sunday after his weekend at Cartel nightclub.

by RobynAK November 9, 2017