schlinked

essentially when someone gets knocked the fuck out.

a friend: “if bro keeps talking shit he’s gonna get schlinked.”

by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023

Jordan Schlansky kink

Somebody who gets sexually excited by the thought of Jordan Schlansky.

Yo bro! I swear I watched Conan O’brien last night and my Jordan Schlansky Kink went crazy.

by Eskils April 4, 2021

schlein

A person with absolutely no soul or heart in their body. They make children cry then the chilren f*ck them.

my 6th grade english teacher schlein

by DARKHALOML December 19, 2013

Schlinky

n. pl shlink.ies

A combination of the word schlong and the once popular toy slinky. It is a name given to a small penis often because of its shriveled up appearance. The term is the opposite of a schlong.

Milkman was about to bang that chick at the party but she refused once he unveiled his schlinky.

by the master of many tongues September 25, 2010

Schlingo

Accidentally killing someone during oral sex by sticking the penis too far into the throat and choking and or gagging the other person.

Brad: Oh my god I think I just schlingo'd Shirley!
Thomas: Does that count as heat of passion?

by DepthOfInsight February 26, 2011

schlang face

This word has German roots. "Schlange" means snake. So literally translated this would mean "snake face" but in the United States this word is used in the sense of penis face, dick face, cock face, and the like. This word is widely used in the Bay Area, especially to decaying hippies who hang around Haight St.

This schlang face was trying to hit on me, can you believe it?

by meowiekittie February 12, 2012

Schlingmabob

Anime where you love yourself...
a.k.a. Selfcest

Haruhi x Haruhi=Schlingmabob

by NinjaSlop June 22, 2012