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Schrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.
P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Schrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.
by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018
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Schrödinger's feminism

a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.
A man: ''I love cooking, and my wife has a great business that provides for a family!''
Schrödinger's feminism woman: ''No man ever deserves this!!!!''
by JoeyJaggle May 20, 2022
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Schrödinger's Text

The philosophical thought exercise used by men and women, waiting for a text that states "If you turn your phone off the text is both received and not received untill you turn it back on and see". This thought exercise is exceptionally useful when you are waiting and obsessing over a text.
Person 1 "hey aren't you waiting on a text? Why is your phone off"

Person 2 "schrödinger's text. If I have my phone off I don't know if that hot girl in chem class replied to my dinner invite and as a result I can't worry about not getting a reply."

Person 1 " wow just grow a pair"
by ShepherdSaint November 6, 2017
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scrolling the ipod

euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."
Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!
by ozzymarz August 3, 2009
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scrolling blindness

In programming/computer science, refers to the effect of numerous exceptions being thrown in an application. The list of exceptions, often originating from one bug, makes it difficult to track down and forces programmers to scroll through a log of exceptions. Often the use of a logger will alleviate this problem.

Can also refer to a bloated log file of error messages.
It took twice as long to find the bug because our log file suffered from 'scrolling blindness'
by Nine-Ball November 8, 2007
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Old Schooling it

To use paper currency instead of a credit or debit card
"I lost my credit card, so I have been old schooling it all weekend."

"The restaurant doesn't take credit cards, so we are gonna have to old school it for dinner."
by Naptown85 March 31, 2010
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Scary Kids Scaring Kids

Scary Kids Scaring Kids is a post-hardcore band from Gilbert, Arizona. Their debut album, The City Sleeps In Flames, was released by Immortal Records in 2005.

Members:
: : Tyson - Vocals, Bass
: : Chad - Guitar, Backing Vocals
: : Steve - Guitar
: : DJ - Guitar
: : Pouyan - Keyboard
: : Peter - Drums

Discography:

LP's

* The City Sleeps In Flames (2005)

EP's

* After Dark (2005)

Compilations

* Music on the Brain Vol. 2
* Punk The Clock Vol. 2
* Masters Of Horror
* Punk Goes 90s 2006

Songs:

EP: After Dark (2004)

1. What's Up Now
2. Bulletproof
3. Locked In
4. Sink And Die
5. Changing Priorities
6. My Knife, Your Throat

The City Sleeps In Flames (2005)

1. The City Sleeps In Flames
2. The Only Medicine
3. The World As We Know It
4. What's Said Is Done
5. Just A Taste
6. My Darkest Hour
7. Drowning You In Fear
8. The Bright Side Of Suffering
9. Empty Glasses
10. Faith In The Knife
11. A Breath Of Sunshine

Biography:

Often Called "SKSK" or Scary Kids are from Gilbert, AZ where the music industry wasn't very big, Until Scary Kids Scaring Kids hit the scene. Band members recorded their first EP (After Dark) when they were seniors in high school. None of them even thought that the band would have a future. Their early shows were of chaos and destruction; once they even almost set a local rock club on fire. After being discouraged band members registered at their local universities. Not even this could stop this band. With help from AbsolutePunk.net, their popularity grew and calls started pouring in. Immortal Records finally won out, rereleasing After Dark in 2004 and signing on for The City Sleeps In Flames. Traveling to Salad Days Studio in Maryland, the band recorded for five weeks with renowned underground producer Brian Mcternan producer of such bands as Cave In, Snapcase, and Thrice. The songs on The City Sleeps in Flames indulge in a careless spirit, post-hardcore’s lacerating dynamics, and the moody atmospherics of heavy guitar rock bands. Having their own sound and ideas, this band is a great asset to the rock industry.
Jon: Hey dude know any good bands?
Jarrett: Well have you heard of Scary Kids Scaring Kids?
Jon: Dude they are awesome.
by Ferret_Die September 3, 2008
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