scannerds

Someone that continuously feels the need to scan items in the store to see if there is a better online price. Someone that has to scan every QR code they come across because there is more information available online.

How many scannerds does it take to screw in a light bulb. One to compare prices, one to scan instruction manual. One to literally screw the light bulb.

by heltersxelter February 3, 2014

shannyB

Vibrant, phenomenal beautiful person who has evolved from the bottom🙏 Strong in strength loner to a certain aspect. Faith directs the path and open to opportunities

She is so Shannyb I sit in amazement how she was able to pull through

by LaFrance , S January 14, 2018

sanny claus

What everyone from anywhere near NY or PA calls Old St. Nicholas.

some grandmother from Brooklyn: soon sanny claus will come

by john stromboli January 3, 2021

Urban Scanning

To scan through urban dictionary words of the day to find some worthwhile words to use.

Guy: Yo man, that vocab you're using is sick! Were you urban scanning?

by yibo October 28, 2008

Protein Scanner

A small battery-operated ultraviolet light one uses to find semen stains in hotel room beddings. The use of the word PROTEIN incorporates a humorous euphemism.

We realized the maid had skipped changing the sheets, but my PROTEIN SCANNER found the evidence of a rendezvous the previous night.

by Judas Cross June 8, 2020

a scanner darkly

a digitally animated movie starring Keanu Reeves. Set in near future USA where 20% of the population are addicted to the mind destroying substance D. Arctor (Reeves)is an addict and a undercover police officer attempting to find the suppliers of sub. D though due to the mind splitting effects of the drug he isn't fully aware that he is part of the group of people he is investigating.

man i would sure not want to watch that movie a scanner darkly high.

by myspaced August 3, 2008

Swanny

To pull a swanny is too bullshit. On hearing a high calibre, truly vivid, absolutley false statement; the recipient of the utter bullshit should cry out 'SWANNY'

Example 1
Person 1: Did you know that the only food astronaughts can eat is garlic sauce because thats all your body can digest in space?
Person 2: SWANNY!!!!
Example 2
Person 3: I was actually the guy who pronounced Ghandi was dead.
Person 4: ...right mate

...later...

Person 5: What that guy say to you?
Person 4: He was pullin some serious capital swannies mate
Person 4+5+6+7+8+9: SWANNY!!!!!

by benjamin ruth josiah May 24, 2008