No print no scan

Alternative for “facts”. As in, no print, no scan, just fax.

Pierre: “Predrinks at mine this Friday.”
Farouk: “No print no scan.”
Danilo: “Just fax.”

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

Phantom Scanning

The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it

So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha

by Misscriant October 31, 2020

Cat Scan

When you grab the inside of a females thigh and can feel her heartbeat.

Connor told me he gave Michelle a Cat Scan

by mike oxhard December 23, 2020

Shuric Scan

It is the best (YTPMV) ever

IT WILL BE EVERYWHERE

ALSO I USED IT IN SCRATCH

BEACUSE I DO

I LOVE IT

MADE ON VEGAS PRO

I MADE A SHURIC SCAN
NO WAY LET ME SE ET

by thenumberblockslove June 15, 2025

Scan

Someone who is an absolute loser and very uncool

Ah lads Faye really is a scan

by MF95 August 23, 2021

Scan

A type of rodent that doesn't drink and likes squeaking

The scan scurried by

by 07davieg May 10, 2019

Scan

A gesture between two male friends

1. Giz a scan like
2. The reverse scan

by Get back October 16, 2020