North Salem High School

Crappy high school in Salem,Oregon.50% of students drop out before their senior year, and 99.5% of the remaining students go on to pump gas for the populace, who has been deemed too incompetent to pump their own gas.

North Salem High School sucks.

by Nick_T. October 16, 2008

salem

a delicious menthol ciggarette.

husband-im going to the store want some ciggarettes?
wife-yea get me salems, their so cool and refreshing

by nickywicky January 4, 2008

Town of Salem

A popular indie game that started out well and then morphed into the rest of the internet by being flooded with trolls and cancerous edgy teens trying to get a laugh from horrible sex jokes.

Town of Salem was a fun game now its a great game that supplies me with my daily dosage of salt and cancer

by Billy The Transgender Trans February 15, 2017

Salem, MA

One of the tougher cities in Massachusetts, Salem is well known for their historic witch trials, but is now more commonly known for their dominance in basketball from the middle school level and all through the high school level. Neighborhoods in Salem range from the ghettos of Massachusetts with gangs and guns, to middle class neighboorhoods with nice homes.

You know you're in Salem, MA if you hear the conversation

"Yo did you go to school today"
"Hell no..who the fuck does that...we balled it up all day like usual man"

by runnin gunnin mike is stunnin February 11, 2007

Salem High School

Part of the famous P-CEP, or "The Park," in Canton, Michigan. PCEP has the largest high school campus in the United States and is composed of Canton High School, Plymouth High School, and the best of the three, Salem High School. Salem was the first high school built on the college-sized campus in 1970, then called Plymouth-Salem High School. We are the Salem "Rocks" because of the large rock in front of the building. Some make fun of our mascot, but that is because they are too blind to see the originality. They also might be jealous of our great turn around for sports. We are also the only school at the Park with a State Championship in football. Some notable alumni include, American actor, chef, and fiancé of Neil Patrick Harris, David Burtka as well as all four members of the band TwentyForSeven. I could go on and on about how great Salem is, I love being a Rock!

*classmates*
Student #1: Hey, what school do you go to?

Student #2: Haha P-CEP problems! I go to Salem High School.

Student #1: Lucky!

by SalemRock October 7, 2012

Salem

A city on the outskirts off Boston, where some shit goes down on CHARTER ST. HIGHLAND AVE. JEFFERSON AVE. AND ALL YA'LL NEIGHBORHOODS OFF NORTH ST STAY TOUGH.

SALEM BOYS ALWAYS BEAT DOWN ON ANYONE WHO COMES ARCOSS KERNWOOD BRIDGE YA'HERD

by Jimmy The MAN September 17, 2005

South Salem High School

A high school located in Salem, Oregon. Renowned for the excellent achievement at mediocrity.

The sports teams are often adept, with the exception of the volleyball team, comprised of girls who do nothing but yell really loudly.

South is well known for the food, which will probably kill you, and the student body, which might also kill you.

Especially when people walk around with uncapped drug needles and have sex on the bathroom floor without locking the door.

"Dude, did you see the boys bathroom? Someone wrote all over the walls in shit!"

"Dude, I know. Only at SSHS."

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"Dude, I just beat this kid up for nothing!"
"Only happens at South Salem High School."

by Willy Blumberg August 8, 2009