When one gets so arseholed (drunk) they become spanglo saxoned
Rodney: “you going out tonight mate?”
Tarquin: “ oh god yeah, I’m going to get absolutely spanglo saxoned
by Keizer June 17, 2018
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Saxon is a ship name of two crazy individuals named Sophie and Jaxon
Boy: have you of Saxon?
Girl: no, what’s Saxon?
Boy: a ship name of Sophie and Jaxon
by Candace69 November 29, 2021
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A young fellow with usually a 0.00000005 mm penis. They usually stay around the height of 5'3 and are plump and large. Saxon means someone who has an IQ of 10.3, meaning they cannot spell the basic words e.g hello. These people have allergies to everything and cannot breath for over a minuet without needing asthma spray. P L U M P.
I saw SAXON rolling his plump self down the stairs this-morning.
by saxon hater 101 September 30, 2023
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Saxon is a decent friend. But also a total knobhead, and does absolutely nothing in school, will probably fail and end up working in McDonalds.
Person 1: I was thinking of naming my son Saxon
Person 2: ........
by WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW November 28, 2022
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men with this name have a massive horse cock, upwards of 22” and makes all the girls scream when he puts it in. loves having fun in bed and will most likely steal your girlfriend with one look.
i heard saxon over there has a massive dick, i really want to ride it and re-arrange my insides
by noxas March 24, 2022
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saxon is the most annoying guy you will ever meet. he has the tiniest dick in history, smaller than your toes.

he is also 4'7, and looks like phineas flynn with brown hair. girls scream and run away whenever they see him. he is also gay with his best friend, always a boy called liam.
girl 1: omg its saxon hide
girl 2: quickly run
saxon: hey ladies
girl 1: SHIT RUN BECKY HE FOUND US
girl 2: *screams*
by ekittengrabber June 6, 2023
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Saxon is a king of shlongs being in a 15 meter radius increases your penis size by 15 inches!!!!!!
by Sexon March 4, 2022
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