where the amount of weiner far outweighs the amount of pussy. usually a lot of guys who want to fight who are random and ugly. so when they want to fight, i eat rocks and shit gunpowder and they go home crying because i am so damn manly. i am tough.
When a person goes to a cafe,mostly at a unconvienient time and orders a fried breakfast which must contain at least 2 sausage,the person would normally then go and sleep it off as they would feel awfull after eating it
person 1.. full breakfast please
person 2.. sorry were just about to close
person 1.. there is time,and slap a couple extra sausage on please
person 2.. that customer has just ordered a Sausagefast and have you seen the time
person 3.. oh great were gonna be late
When there are no girls in sight, you're part of one big cock fight and beer pong is the time of your life.
40 dudes and 5 girls crammed in an apartment at a tech school party.
Ty's the coolest guy at the party people gather around him,
as he is bragging about the nicotine content in his e-cig
he combs the party like his Pompadour, you know that makes him look real frat
it seems like pussy's what he came here for, but you know there aint none of that
cause we're at a Sausage Fest