sammich

A sandwich made with love by a woman.

You haven't done anything productive lately, so here's a sammich!

by jermybanana November 10, 2009

tuna fish sammich

stickin a dollar in your mouth and shoving your face between a strippers tits leaving the dollar behind as a tip

no example available, just do it

by S.B. March 16, 2005

Samich

The urban way of saying the word Sandwich.

Motherfucka, you aae my motherfuckin samich!!

by Chez chizzil mynizzil April 24, 2003

Grand Slamwich

The sexually glorious act of being sandwiched between two greasy men in a Denny's bathroom.

Derrick got a Grand Slamwich this morning and couldn't finish his breakfast afterward.

by IronBeagle May 31, 2016

sammich

Best if made by a woman, the sammich is an especially delectable sandwitch usually adorned with a little extra goodness which is most often in the form of gravy or au jus (pronounced oh joo). A sammich is not merely a convectionary dish, it is a work of art and should be treated as such. It is not something that is just simply handed to you, it is served.

ex.
Mike: Mikki, go to the kitchen and make me a sammich.

Mikki: Make your own damn sammich!

Mike: Bitch, please!

by antebellum February 13, 2010

Sanwich

It is used in place of "sandwich," for the intellectually lazy, during speech.

Person 1: I am eating a PB&J sanwich

Person 2: You mean "sandwich"

Person 1: No I don't enunciate my words

Person 2: Ok, that makes sense and also explains why you are eating a "PB & J" in the first place.

by I pronounce my words properly November 7, 2010

spamwich

a spam sandwich

"This spamwich is fucking amazing."

by person37940234072174 November 23, 2011