free sample friendship

n. a friendship that's slightly deeper than an aquaintance but not a true friendship. This could be someone you've just met, or an old friendship that has fallen apart.

If you see someone once a week for 20 minutes... you're in a free sample friendship.

by TheGrainmaker March 3, 2009

sample fart carpet

Carpet samples purchased from Home Depot, farted on, and then forced upon unwilling victims to smell

I just stopped by Home Depot and picked up some sample fart carpets, are you boys ready to sniff?

by Roy Rogers McFreelyy March 8, 2021

free sample

1. Verb. To protrude one's finger into one's anus in order to let others smell the heavenly aroma by placing the finger a couple inches away from the victim.

2. Noun. A small section given to people (usually customers) for free.

1. Guy: "Free SAMPLE!"
Guy2: *barfs*

2. Shop employee: "Would you like to try a free sample sir?"
Guy2: No thanks.

by lawlcakes999 September 24, 2007

paint samples

What poor kids collect in lieu of trading cards.

Homeless Shelter Attendent: Little Johnny, what did you do today?
Johnny: I traded a Deep Cyan for two B&B Yellows!
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Lowes Cashier: Damn little poor kids stole all the paint samples!

by ScarletTheHarlot February 28, 2008

Descriptive Experience Sampling

A psychological method that seeks to reveal experience directly preceding a beep. Very accurate and probably the best phenomenological method.

I did some descriptive experience sampling with my Grindr date last night, it was hot.

by julibooli August 10, 2020

sample sale remorse

the regret you feel after impulse shopping at a sample sale and realizing that you don't like anything you purchased.

"I can't believe I just spent $300 on this floral velvet dress. It's not even my size. What was I thinking? I'm having major sample sale remorse right now."

by adecasp January 15, 2011

Grey Matter Core Sample

drilling a hole in someones skull and fucking their brains out.

well Lary i guess im going to have to give your wife a grey matter core sample for letting Fluffy crap on my lawn again!

by wetspongecrosscountry October 20, 2010