Weak Salsa

Much like Weak Sauce, this is just a spicier way of acknowledging that something sucks.

"Pitchfork dissed The Mars Volta again? Weak salsa."

by Space Wrangler December 26, 2007

black salsa

The morning poop After a night of chowing down elote and drinking Budweiser.

Man, last nights boozing and corn eating made my black salsa so thick that I need a soft shell to clean the porcelain.

by Queegal April 28, 2015

Salsa dip

When your having sex with a virgin and she starts to bleed so you only use the tip.

Yo the other day I was with girl right and basically she started bleeding

so I salsa dipped her

by El pepe the meme July 25, 2017

Young salsa

A homosexual dance performed by young Hispanics after a successful money shot at a donkey show.

The flamboyant men love doing the Young Salsa at a donkey show.

by IBREAKYOURHYMEN December 14, 2018

Tossing salsa

Tossing salsa is just like tossing a salad except you tug on his jalapeno.

When someone licks the anus hole of man and strokes his penis you are tossing salsa

Yo that one chick from the internet was tossing salsa right on the subway.

by Some Internet Chick February 5, 2019

hot salsa

When she says don't cum in her mouth and you pull out and Cumin the woman's eyes, on accident.

Steve pulled out of my mouth last night and shot hot salsa in my eyes.

by Jordynsrinkslikeshit September 13, 2018

nutty in the salsa

a very fun activity to do with your friends where you get salsa dip your ballsack in it (not pp tho) and you ENJOY THAT SALSA

me: you dude you want to do some nutty in the salsa
him: yeah *pulls out salsa*
me: *vigerously dips nutsack in salsa*
friend: slurps up that salsa
friend: yummmmy

by biggy thiccy March 16, 2019