sidewalk service

When you’re trying to discreetly pick a wedgie, but you focus so much on being sneaky to the people in front of you, that you accidentally put on a full show for the people behind you.

The smell of the Gorgonzola cream sauce was made immediately unappetizing by the Sidewalk Service they were receiving from the man at the window. If only he’d worn different underwear.

by Tommy_John December 3, 2015

Sadowski’d

When a younger male has sex with a woman who is more than double his age.

Trina just got Sadowski’d by Adrian....

by BalkyB. July 20, 2019

sidewalk cat

prostitute

"ay boys, lookit the sidewalk cat"

by coochieman99 February 26, 2021

sadesia

Shes the finest girl in the world god I dont know what I would do without her.

I want to fuck sadesia while im playing pokemon

by isitreallyme September 3, 2021

Sidewalk Smart

When you are slightly above being street smart.

I am sidewalk smart, so I am only a few facts smarter than an uneducated child.

by Froggo boi January 16, 2022

Sidewalker

From MJ DeMarco's book The Millionaire Fastlane, they are the average people who don't know a lot about money and regardless of how much they earn, they will spend it all. In the worst case, they spend even more than they have and build a massive debt. Sidewalkers are usually one pay check from being broke, even though they may have a high salary.

He's making six figures, but if he lost his job he's one month from being broke. Stupid sidewalker.

by mr sawyer February 9, 2022

Attack Sidewalk

When a seeming inanimate and/or stationary piece of sidewalk jumps up and hits an individual leaving a mark remarkably similar to that which would be result of falling on said sidewalk. Almost exclusively happens to heavily inebriated people very early in the morning just after the bars closed. Closely related to the attack coffee table, attack wall, attack bench attack toilet, attack door and attack light post.

Bunny: OMG!!! Bambi, what happened to your face?!?!?!?

Bambi: You won't believe this! Last night after the bars closed I was walking home with that hottie I met, the sidewalk just reared up and whacked me right in the face!!!

Bunny: No WAY!!!! Maybe you were drunk and you just fell.

Bambi: WAY!!!! I wasn't drunk and I didn't fall. I swear it was an attack sidewalk!

by OdiesRant January 29, 2010