Ukrainian Switcheroo

When a man who is having rough anal sex with either a man or a woman, and before ejaculating, the man withdraws and cums into the woman/mans nasal passage, then the man or woman then snot rockets the semen into the mans mouth.

Dude, my girlfriend can't smell anymore because of the Ukrainian Switcheroo I gave her last night.

by Mr. Iamsodamnsick January 22, 2013

stitched

A girl that has been hurt by guys in past relationships, and "healed stronger" therefore doesn't get hurt by guys anymore. She generally has a carefree attitude and doesn't care about one specific guy to a large extent. She doesn't allow herself to become attached to a guy again.

That girl didn't cry over me when we broke up because she is stitched.

by BeenStitched17 June 13, 2013

stitched

To tie everything together nicely. When things that don't necessarily go together somehow fit.

"That chick's outfit is so stitched!"
or
"You two are so different but you are a totally stitched couple.

by Diva_Danae July 16, 2008

Hazleton Switcheroo

Using cheaper and more abundant illegal immigrant toddlers, in place of gerbils, to gerbil slam. Very popular with Hazleton's gay community.

THE FIRST HAZLETON SWITCHEROO
HAZLETON, PA CIRCA 1993

Jack Palance: Oh sweet Jesus that gerbil, sure is feisty. What breed is it?

Silly Sammy: It's a Dominican short hair. The Bishop is getting them shipped to Hazleton, PA by the hundreds.

Jack Palance: Damn, I cummed already. Pull that fucker out before he suffocates. He's a keeper.

Silly Sammy: I was thinking of going into the local television news business, want to produce it?

Jack Palance: Uhhh... got to go. I'm shooting City Slickers 2. B-bye!

by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011

switcherwoooo

To quit DJing on Turntable.fm and then to promptly join the empty spot at the end of the booth.

Also known as "Pulling a Vuther".

If you are at any spot other than the far left spot, you will skip in line ahead of everyone to your left.

Keeper of the Peace: Pullin that switcherwoooo haha
DJ Wooooo: switcherwoo!

by Cmndo July 24, 2011

the old switcheroo

When you're slammin it in a girl and then whip your dick out, stick it in her ass as fast as humanly possible, and keep going at the same speed as if nothing changed..

Yeah I was bangin Sarah so hard last night. I gave her the old switcheroo, and now she doesn't talk to me anymore.

by Poopy the Shoemister January 3, 2016

Royal Switcheroo

When a small penised man is about to get lucky with a chick in the dark, he pulls out the 11 inch dildo and acts like its his penis inserting it into the vagina. complements of Rusty Royal.

"Dude my 3 incher wasn't enough so i pulled the Royal Switcheroo on that ho."

by Hobulator69 January 15, 2006