J Swipe

Jewish Tinder, filled with JAPs and Becks. But unlike Tinder there's unlimited likes and unlike J Date it's free!

Ben: Man I'm sick of getting no matches on Tinder, and my parents keep whining at me to find a Jewish girl, fml.
Sam: Try J Swipe, I've had a bunch of dates from it. But watch out for becks!

by mrperson123 July 27, 2017

panther swipe

-when you jerk off into your own hand, then paw it on your lady's face right after you've finished
...like a panther

(made famous by deadspin)

Ex.)
She was being so feisty in bed i had to panther swipe her; from then on she did what i said.

by dogg81 January 10, 2009

Left Swipe

to left swipe something is to refer to Tender. when you don't like someone or something you left swipe.

Ugghh! look at that Thot pocket over there trying to get free drinks... Left Swipe that hoe!

by Doinkingthings April 6, 2015

Ass Swipe

The art of swiping one's ass across a surface with a smooth diagonal motion. Used when dancing and when you have to use an ID to get in a door. Especially when you are too lazy to get the ID out of your wallet.

"Hey Al, could you open the laundry door for me?"
"Sure man, I'll just Ass Swipe it for ya!"

by Fuelgun September 8, 2011

Give swipe

(v.) The act of either giving to or receiving from somebody a meal swipe into a dining hall in such a way that one or both parties feels a wave of sexual pleasure.

Dude, this random girl totally gave me swipe last night!

That slute can give swipe good.

I haven't gotten swipe in months.

by TheLoudestFan April 20, 2009

swiper no swiping

the most retarded command ever. im sure most of you have already watched dora the exlorer so you know who the fox is. dora simply asks swiper nicely to stop whatever he is doing. which is total BS cuz that is swipers job!! like dora, i dont tell you to stop walking around on your giant acid trip!! like wtf?? *sigh* anyway,
kids, do not think this works in everyday life. if you ask a bad doer to stop what they are doing, chances are, it isnt going to work.

situation where "swiper no swiping" would not work

pedofile: come here little girl. im gonna give you what you need.

helpless girl: oh crap what do i do? oh thats right! dora taught me. raper no raping!!!

pedo: wtf? oh well. *procceds to rape*

by gahhhhhwtf August 20, 2010

choda swipe

A term used mostly in locker rooms. To accomplish this maneuver, rub two fingers thoroughly on your choda, then wipe your fingers just under someone's nose. Sometimes results in vomiting, and running away quickly is strongly advised after completing the swipe.

Dude, I haven't showered today, and I just gave Joe a choda swipe.

by G-Diddy March 22, 2005