swine flu

Swine Flu is a miracle that passed from Mexico to the U.S. Because of it, public schools nationwide are closing, and you can buy two pounds of bacon for $0.99.

Jack: I have the Swine Flu!
(Schoolkids): HOORAY!!!

by Overlord Oozumpti May 13, 2009

swine swagg

your swagg thats off the chain, killa swagg, its deadly when people see you have it it spreads like crazy

yo..mann i got dat swine swagg yo. its so hot and deadly yaa diG.

by FR3SH.C April 28, 2009

Swine Mouth

Someone who gives information (tattle) to the authorities or bosses at any opportunity, especially when it gets worse like a disease.
See also Snitch

I left work early and Matt told the boss, hes a real swine mouth.

He's got a bad case of Swine Mouth.

by whistleblowa June 24, 2009

swine cold

an illness that is compared to the swine flu , but not nearly as serious.

"oh snap man I think I got Swine Flu!"

"Naw, you just got a swine cold."

by ridetheyak September 13, 2009

swine cop

Opposite of a fine cop, a swine cop is a cop that is just horrible cop who will make up stories to justify themselves, hate people who they find different, think they are above law, act confused when told they are wrong, and all around try and get their way.

M: did you here about J? he was almost shot at by that black trans women, i heard about it on the news.
B: no way man he's a swine cop, that girl was holding hands with her gf, and he assumed the worst, you can see him drop a drop gun in the footage
M:no he said someone threw it at him

by XF9 June 22, 2020

swine flu'd

when you see someone with one of those surgical masks and you go up, lift their surgical mask off their face, and cough into it. You then shout

You just got Swine flu'd, motha fucka!

Yo man, I totally swine flu'd that Brandon asshole. You know the one from Kentucky?

by wowser77 October 2, 2009

swine flu

A government smoke screen to cause fear and panic while they really are trying to put the fire out on other publicly humiliating news worthy topics.

If the heat's on Obama... it's swine flu on you!

by crazy 4 tennis April 27, 2009