swine cold

an illness that is compared to the swine flu , but not nearly as serious.

"oh snap man I think I got Swine Flu!"

"Naw, you just got a swine cold."

by ridetheyak September 13, 2009

Canada's History

To take a gallon of maple syrup and to pour it unto ones genitals while taking a dump into the Stanley Cup whilst stroking moose antlers.

Thank you for this opportunity to ruin Canada's History Steven Colbert.

by ridetheyak February 05, 2010

Real Major Syndrome

Real major syndrome or R.M.S is an affliction that affects many college students (mainly the ones without a liberal arts degree).
This crippling disease is caused by intense work loads of homework, tets and projects. This syndrome will result in the lack of a social life and friends in general. The only known cures are dropping out or changing majors.

ex 1
"Hey Tim wanna go out tonight?"
"Naw I can't I got to study for two test tommorow."
"sounds like you got Real Major Syndrome"

by ridetheyak October 02, 2009

Shanghaiing

to trick,mislead or confuse someone into something that they normally wouldn't do willing.

Oh, I am totally shanghaiing Mike into giving me a ride to McD's for lunch by reminding him how we never hang out anymore.

by ridetheyak July 12, 2009