Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

In school it means PEMDAS which is the order of operations:

Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication

Division
Addition
Subtraction

When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.

Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.

Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."

Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."

by Movianne February 20, 2019

Swallower's Remorse

After swallowing gizz from a b.j., wishing one hadn't done so. Usually because the cum flavor was nasty, almost made one choke, or there was nothing to wash away the aftertaste with or realizing that it may not have been a safe swallow due to not knowing much of the sexual history of the cum dumper.

One Girl to Another: I totally have Swallower's Remorse!!

Another: Why?

Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!

Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.

Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.

by sarasplayroom.com September 29, 2009

cum swallower

When a girl drinks or eats your semen, therefore swallowing it.

Leslie Lopez is a cum swallower.

by Cañas November 29, 2013

Sally Port

The space between the two automatic doors into a jail pod. The place where prisoners wait to be escorted to various parts of the jail. Usually smells like stale food and sweat.

I spent almost an hour in the sally port waiting to be escorted to release.

by Tragicbeautiful77 January 26, 2011

Whorebag Sally

The term "whorebag sally" can be used to describe a variety of different females that one might encounter in the day to day hustle and bustle of life. It is fundamentally synonymous with the terms "slut", "whore", and "skank", but adds in the definite class of using a compound term which other listeners may not understand. It also allows for one to pretend knowledge of a girls name without actually having said information potentially making the user look like a stud.

Roger : Check out the HB in the dress over there.

Dodger : Fucking right Whorebag Sally for the win.

Roger : You know that girl ?

Dodger : Naw, she's just a Whorebag Sally. It happens to be the hip way to say "slut" these days. You lower class peon.

Roger : ::Stunned Silence::

by Darker July 23, 2010

De La Salle

De La Salle is a private, Catholic, all-boys high school located in Concord, California. The school is most well known for its football team which won 151 straight games from 1992-2003 under head coach Bob Ladouceur. The streak ended September 4, 2004, when the team lost to Bellevue High School of Bellevue, Washington. Famous De La Salle football alumni include Amani Toomer, Aaron Taylor, Maurice Jones-Drew, Doug Brien, Cameron Colvin, Matt Gutierrez, Derek Landri, David Loverne, Kevin Simon, Demetrius Williams, and DJ Williams.

De La Salle's football team won 11 straight CIF North Coast Section titles from 1992-2003.

by Senobakaj May 31, 2009

Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally

When a person is left pissed off and frustrated at human stupidity and their lack of intelligence

When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.

by Mill3rth3Kill3r15 April 29, 2015