French sunglasses

When someone is lying on their back, you stand with your feet on either side of their head, and slowly squat down, lowering your ball sack onto the receiver's eyes. Be sure to slowly rock back and forth to provide a massaging motion, nice and gently because you are acting like a true French gentleman.

Her eyes were really itchy, so I gave her my French sunglasses for a few minutes and they soothed her itchy eyes.

Why does Jane look so satisfied? Ah, she was wearing some French sunglasses earlier, she must have really enjoyed them!

by UrbanDictionaryJimmy May 4, 2018

Dusty Sunflower

When you put dry cornbread mix in your butt crack and fart in your partner’s face.

Last night was crazy she gave me a dusty sunflower .

by Azzol13 July 30, 2022

Senile

So old you got dumb diarrhea. You also can’t think for your own self

“Damn sister Lois is the definition of senile”

by Senilepenilehehe December 13, 2018

Sunida

Sunida is a very exotic, beautiful girl. She loves to smoke weed, have fun with her friends and party. She's short, thick, brown skinned (tan) and has long hair. Her smile lights up a room. her swag is a problem. She has a wild personality funny, intelligent, hard working, loud, loves drama, she'll steal yo man, is short-tempered, caring, giving, unique, aggressive, out spoken and can DANCE. Sunida is such a giving person and if your friends with her she will do almost anything for you. She's the type to hide her feelings and keep them bottled up inside but is one of the strongest people you will meet. she's mysterious and there's a lot of things that people don't know about her. People are quick to judge her and isn't liked by many. Sunida is different then most girls you will ever meet. She doesn't know who she is or what her purpose is, but when she does she will be successful and amazing.

"I wish I was like Sunida"
"Is that Sunida from the book?"
"Sunida's ass is so serious"
"Sunida smokin on that loud pack!"
"Don't get fucked up by Sunida, you don't want those hands"

by AFriend15 December 9, 2012

Senile Penile

Having a penis that can no longer erect, ejaculate or no longer be used for everyday, hackneyed activities.

Tim has a senile penile, he no longer has sexual activity. It might also be due to the fact that he has a penehead

by Vrider January 24, 2008

Siberian Sunglasses

Performed only during the winter, the sexual act of ejaculating into someone's eyes and then kicking them outside into the snow, causing the jizz to freeze over their eyes.

"GAH SIBERIAN SUNGLASSES, I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by A cold blind fool March 16, 2010

snily

The ship name for Severus Snape and Lily Evans Potter from the Harry Potter Universe. Although Jily (James Potter and Lily Evans Potter) is MUCH better, some individuals still choose to ship Snily.

John: Hey man, you team Jily or Snily?
Mark: Snily all the way man.
*John and Mark never spoke again because of Marks wrong choice*

by keira acker April 28, 2021