STD

STD-Severe Testicular Distress. Usually occurs when humidity and temperature are very high.

Zack: "Damn, all this hot weather is making my balls sticky and uncomfortable."
Jesse: "Sounds like you have a case of STD."

by 420Legend June 9, 2008

STD

STD(struggles to go down on)

the name given to someone who struggles to go down on things.

Emily Mahony: i cant go down on these things (while going down a welsh mountain)

Man: hey mate how was that prostitute last night?
Mate: she was a right STD, couldnt go down on me properly with her wide vagina.

by izzit-me June 29, 2010

STD

Surf Till Dark. When the waves are that good or the weather is that good or there is just nothing better to do, why not surf till dark. Sometimes what started as a SAW turns into a STD.

Me: McD, gettin a SAW in today?

McD: Yeah, probably a STD.

Both: Chad, you're still a ding-dong.

by sixfourfish January 7, 2009

Std.

Short for 'standard'.

The soup wasn't exactly brilliant. Just std.

by youyouelle January 4, 2009

STD

Sexually Transmitted Dances

Guy1:"Dude, how he get so good at tango??"
Guy2:"Oh he banged the dance teacher and got STD"
Guy1:"DAMNNNN"

by Nepali_ass_kicker April 7, 2009

STD

STD aka small tit disorder. Affects some women in their daily lives.

Karen: Hey guys i have a STD!

Steffanie: OMG! Same! My tits are nonexistent too!

by coolkiddo August 4, 2019

std's

Acronym for "sexually transmitted disease" but gen z thinks its a quirky word. Gained popularity by a song written by lovely peaches

teen girl"i got std's ahhaha"
boomers: "umm"

by dumb.b!tch December 8, 2019