Shitty Satire

Offensive Words Or Statements Said Just To Be Said. They Are Said With No Intent To Be Funny, Comedic Or Have Humor Involved. Shitty Satire Is Mostly Used With No Context, Meaning, Considered Socially Unexpectable And Highly Offensive To Most People. Not To Be Confused With Terms Such As "Jokes", "Dark Humor" Or "Offensive Humor" Where They Need A Punchline Or Where It Is Meant To Be Funny.

"The Reason I Said Those Offensive Things Was For Shitty Satire. I Didn't Mean It At All."

by MacKRacKGacK February 25, 2023

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Stairway Comeback

After being the target of an insult or diss, the recipient is at a loss for words & has no comeback. On the way out of the building walking down the stairs they think of a great comeback they SHOULD have used.

Insulter: “You think you’re hot shit but you’re nothing but a smartass.”
Recipient: “err… I’m gonna leave now”
**on the way down the stairs**
Recipient thinks “Damn! I should have said that being a smartass is better than being a dumbass....
Grrr another opportunity lost with a stairway comeback"

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 23, 2008

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Sairah

Sairah is the name of a goddess from the Faerie tradition known for her ability to melt weapons and defenses with her fearless love and boundless ability to care in the face of adversity. She is described as "the one who comes to free the world from bondage. She who wakes up hearts and shakes the world out of apathy and callousness with beauty, humor, intelligence and inspiration. She who is relentlessly commitment to the universal Most High for all beings."

She takes the form of a healer, a lover, an entertainer depending on what is needed to draw those around her toward their own inner light which connects all beings to one another. This "inner light" philosophy is revealed through her vast collection of poetic writings. The poems simultaneously embody and describe a way of creatively moving through this world splashing in love, playfulness and the deepest human feelings on the way.

Though she can appear large and stunningly powerful and can carry people along with her, she can also appear very small and almost vulnerable, to call out the caring parts of others.

His pride and fears made a wall around his heart that made him unable to truly relate and experience the love that was available to him; Sairah showed him another way.

Sairah flips and dances across the land celebrating and glorifying human potential.

by lightbutton February 7, 2010

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stairway to heaven

the song i turn to when im sad or feel like listen to Zeppelin

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying the stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying the stairway to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying the stairway to heaven.

by meredith <X3 April 22, 2005

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