word spasm

pronunciation: wurd spaz·uuuhhh·ummmm

noun
desperately throwing letters together in the hope that spell check will know what you mean and bail you out.

Related: grammar flailing, incompetence

"My computer was projecting during the meeting, so everyone saw my word spasm."

by Rude Horse August 20, 2018

Krueger Sleeping Spasm

That point of sleep where you realise that your arm is sticking out of bed and therefore susceptible to being grabbed by Freddy Krueger or similar that has been waiting under your bed until you fell asleep. Symptoms include leaping, gasping, rapid heart beat, withdrawing vulnerable arm, wrapping body tightly in protective bedsheets.

This syndrome was created by excessive watching of horror flicks, usually at a socially unacceptable age.

I was having the most amazing dream about an abandoned house then BOOM, got hit by a Krueger Sleeping Spasm, thought I was having a heart attack

by juicyjackie August 26, 2011

spasming

The time a muscle or group of muscles in your body go ultra, super tight and shake uncontrollably for a period of time. Usually occurs among atheltes after extended periods of over-exertion on their muscles

Last night, my arm was spasming

by Aimée & Ryan February 9, 2006

gasm spasm

muscle spasms in a female through out her entire body due to an intense orgasm

I made her cum so hard last night , she could not move after all the gasm spasms

by nova210 February 28, 2009

spasmo

a spaz or spacker

swotting away for teacher like a total spasmo.

by moochinaround November 16, 2006

Wattpad spasmic

People (often 12/13 year olds) who post five-page stories on Wattpad in first-person, then connect that to Facebook in the dim hopes that someone will recognize them for the literary talent they are not.

That girl is a real Wattpad spasmic, she wrote two pages with a fuck load of mistakes with the promise of more when she gets twenty likes

by Percivail September 28, 2013

spastard

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.

by Ashley November 12, 2002